Anonymous asked: Is it true Chris Cullari has an eighteen inch long baby wand?
Yes. He also does magic with it.
One day people will say, “that’s so Cullari,” and what they’ll mean is “that’s the meanest, coolest damn thing I’ve ever seen.”
OVERDUE.
Chris Cullari directed this video. Allow me to refer you to our URL.
This picture was taken last night at a gathering many attendees described as “typical” of the benevolent Chris Cullari.
Anonymous asked: Is it possible that there is anyone out there as cool as this man?
Chris Cullari is a good music video director. Fuck yeah, Chris Cullari?
Fuck yeah, Chris Cullari.
Man, he is the coolest.
